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muscle car

An all-American V8 rear wheel drive car from the 60-70s. Generally an affordable model with a huge engine. Not known for comfort, safety, or efficiency. They were, however, long-lasting, and reliable.

Anyone driving a muscle car today is simply enjoying the raw power of the large displacement engine.

Muscle car drivers have no sense of irony, they want the fastest car so they get the one with the biggest engine so they can be unquestionably the fastest.

Import drivers enjoy the quiet, comfortable, reliable, efficient and nimble nature of imports. If an import driver adds performance parts and races the car he/she understands the inherent irony in doing so.

In a nutshell, muscle car cars are for guys who get off easy, they like to cum in the first 12 seconds just like their daddy did.

Imports cars are for people who have more considerations when purchasing a car. No one has purchased a Civic just for the purpose of out-running a Mustang.

Import enthusiasts have to disrespect muscle cars because comparable American cars such as the Cavalier have no defenders.
Muscle car driver: "I wish my daddy could see me smokin this 1.8 liter commuter car car with my 400hp V8, he'd be so proud of me."

Import driver: "What the hell is this guy doing? I just need to turn left at the next light"
by vg30e May 14, 2007
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car warts

Nonfunctional, external car accessories that appear to be performance modifications but actually diminish aerodynamics and add dead weight to the vehicle.
<poser> I've got fake dual exhaust with chrome tips, a dummy hood scoop, an artificial slant antenna and nonfunctional side vents. Anything else I can do to impress the women?

<tuner> Yeah, get rid of all those car warts and get a personality!
by Mark Shackelford July 30, 2007
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Car Creeper

A person who creeps behind you in their car when you're going to your parked car.
Becky: OMG that guy is car creeping on me! He want's my spot.

Sam: Quick, serpentine! Stupid Car Creepers!
by Gogogogo! May 8, 2011
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car monogram

Made for sorority girls that find their bath mats, clothes, purses and robes were not enough to monogram; and so they put their initials in swirly letters on their car. Basically they want the male sex to know that they are like super cute and their initials look really good in swirly pink letters on their volvo.
becky: " oh my gawd did you see shelly just got herself a car monogram too"

chrissy: " oh my gawd yah I mean shes not even in like a sorority i guess all the cool girls are getting them now"
by ahndrayah August 8, 2009
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Banana Car

when someone has a small tent in their pants, and is a sama
I have a Banana Car! I will hide it with my asian hat!
by jfkjfjjbjkgrlsd December 27, 2011
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yelling car

when you pass some one in your car and blow an air horn at them
yo, lets get that old guy with a yelling car
by Mr.ZuBa February 2, 2008
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wace car

from Toddler-speak for "race car." usually a honda, acura or some other ricer pos with a NOISY modified exhaust, driven by a young (juvenile) (typically asian) turd who thinks he's a race (pronounced "wace" by toddlers) cah dwiver (driver). Often has all kinds of stupid decals, spoilers, loose air-dams and crappy trim. They should only drive these noisy menances of a pier.
Crash and burn.
I dwive a wace car. i make everybody hear my NOISY exhaust as i excessively shift gears while I trudge thru morning traffic at 5 mph. ppppffftttt-pppfffttttpp-ppfftttpttfft.
by Godlike clone 5b5 sparm October 22, 2009
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