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Top Friends Syndrome (TFS) 

Usually occurs when one of your friends on MySpace constantly changes your position in their topfriends, and you get pissed off. Symptoms include leaving hateful comments and/or messages on their page, moving them around in your top friends, or completely taking them off of your top friends list.
Kyle saw that he was moved to last place on Nikki's top friends list and instantly developed Top Friends Syndrome (TFS). He in turn moved her to last place on her list after bitching about it to everyone he knows.
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Yankee Fan Syndrome 

1.To exhibit a strong sense of pride that is largely undeserved.

2. To feel superior to everyone even though you are not.

3. To feel that you are the greatest based on a past that you were likely not involved in.
That guy thinks he is so much better than any other baseball fan because he roots for New York. He has a case of Yankee Fan Syndrome.

Sarah Palin Behavioral Syndrome 

When someone has characteristics of playing the victim, not accepting blame, throwing others under the bus if they do not agree with or cross them, that rules are for others, but not for them; and using others, including family, as tools. This syndrome may or may not include messed up family relationships, pathological lying, getting in over one's head because of poor qualifications, quitting things, and having messed-up financial or business dealings.
The defense lawyer made excuses for his own behavior, whined about the rules, and then the next day falsely accused the prosecution lawyer of the same thing. That made some court watchers comment that the defense lawyer was suffering from "Sarah Palin Behavioral Syndrome".

Depressed Facebook Stalker Syndrome

When someone browses the Facebook photos of his/her "friends" because he/she's bored and finds them doing fun things. As a result, with each click or wall scroll he/she becomes increasingly convinced that he/she should be doing those things with those people, and he/she forgets that he/she is not an important part of any of their lives. After realizing the former statement, the stalker becomes depressed.
Last summer I had nothing to do because all of my real friends were away or had jobs, so instead I stayed inside all day and suffered from Depressed Facebook Stalker Syndrome because that cute asian girl from my art class kept uploading beach pics.

gay dick syndrome

When you are straight but your dick is gay.
I tried to bang Shaquandra but couldn't get it up because of my Gay Dick Syndrome so I had to fuck Tyreke instead.
gay dick syndrome by Piss_Bread September 6, 2016

ipod add syndrome 

A personal problem some people who own ipods suffer from. They are a little too obsessed with pleasing people, and not so much with playing an entire song on their ipod.

These kids usually bring their 5000-songs-aren't-I-cool-ipod everywhere they go. Especially parties. Then they bring their big stupid portable stereos, so they can broadcast their "fascinating" taste of shitty music to the world.

So they will willfully shout "HEY! HEY HEY HEY! I HAVE LIKE THIS SHITTY EMO BAND ON MY IPOD BUT THEY'RE LIKE SO FUCKING AMAZING!" *throws your ipod onto the ground* "MMM, MAYBE THIS SONG SUCKS, ILL FIND ANOTHER" *scams through 100 more songs* "HAHA THIS IS SUCH A HIT! THE KIDS ARE GONNA LOVE THIS!"

Then, for the most part, everybody in the room sighs while the braggy ipod owner dances around to the song, showing the world that they had some inside joke with another one of their fantastic friends over this song.

These people can't keep a song on for their life's sake. Even when a good song comes on and the party finally starts up again, this person can't control the urge to shuffle through another 100 songs. They pretty much ruin every party because by the time they decide on "the perfect song", half of the people in the room are sitting down and talking.
"ipod add syndrome- the spoiler of all dance parties"

small-town syndrome 

A condition in which small towns suffer from a lack of offerings in a number of important lifestyle categories (i.e.; stuff to do, availability of the opposite sex, etc.) and a general malaise of boredom and monotony.
God, this town is so boring! There's nothing to do--it's the worst case of small-town syndrome I've ever seen!
small-town syndrome by szechwean December 30, 2009