stratego

The act of masturbation or looking at pornography.

-Are you going to the movies later?
-No, I think I might hang out at home go on the internet and play some stratego.

by I and R May 21, 2004

Steamer

A homeless man or woman who has urinated themselves in cold weather, thereby creating a steam effect from thier pants.

"Man it's cold. Hey Steve, look at that bum over there. He's a Steamer!!!

by Vic the Dick July 25, 2006

Straeing

Straeing, Is the art of packing poop in your
penis hole then build up some piss pressure
untill the cork poop shoots out and you try
and catch it in your mouth.

Dude, my girlfriend walked in on me straeing last night.

by kurzwe1l April 3, 2009

slapping stanley steamer

A sexual act; to which a female will defecate into her hand, and slap her lover across the face during intercourse.

Anytime Melanie's boyfriend got too rough, she planted a slapping stanley steamer on him.

by fullbodyterrets September 28, 2009

clevland steamer

To have sex with a girl, pee on her back and then never talk to her again

Last night I gave so girl a clevland steamer.

by Lia May 13, 2005

Chimney Steamer

A Chimney Steamer is when you rip a piping hot steamer down your neighbors chimney due to their poor lawn maintenance

If the neighbors don't cut their lawn i'm going to rip them a chimney steamer and show them!

by CobraTheAsshole7 June 16, 2019

Cleveland steamer

The art of one person excreting onto someones chest and then rocking backward and forth in a rocking horse motion thus smearing faeces all over the target area.

I met her in a bar, we went back to hers, and upon turning the light on i noticed she had plastic sheets, inquisitive at first i carried on. There was some foreplay and then she shat on my chest. She asked me afterwards if i enjoyed the cleveland steamer.

by James 'Cleveland' Purchase March 7, 2007