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Stressing Steve Syndrome 

The act of being stressed out to the point that you think you might actually die. Symptoms may include, but are not limited to, shortness of breath aka hyperventilation, numbness of hands and feet, jumping out of moving vehicles so you can pace back and forth, slurring profanities for over an hour, stopping at circle K to buy Fadorade, etc.
Random Guy 1:OMG OMG i think i am going to die.
Davis: What could be wrong??
Random Guy 1: I have so much work right now! Fuck! I think i am going to die.
Davis: No its okay! you just have Stressing Steve Syndrome!
Stressing Steve Syndrome by MCleary November 17, 2009

Sloppy Steve 

When a man / woman receives anal and attempts to take a shit during the process. The shit will squeeze out and form play doh like clumps in which the impaler plays with.
Dude do you smell how good we just sloppy steve'd?
Sloppy Steve by Captain Anal October 18, 2010

Go All Steve Irwin On You 

1. To be attacked by any wild animal in its native habitat, specifically by a stingray.

2. Die at the hand of a wild animal.
Watch out for those stingrays over at SeaWorld. Don't let them go all Steve Irwin on you.

Fat Steve 

A person resembling a whale, often homo sexual with a mental disability.
That guy is defenitly a Fat Steve
Fat Steve by SKITZ-M8 August 2, 2016
Someone who wins at life and generally speaking is humble about it, they don't have to go around pretending they are a badass because they ARE a badass, candidly those who don't get it are the losers at life, going around pretending complaining and whispering because they can't please their girl so their girl goes off with some other guy, likely A Steve. A Steve's worst problem is humility.
Person 1: DID you hear what happened Steve got a promotion.
Person 2: Oh yeah, well, I heard his girlfriend left him and he committed suicide. Totally a Steve
Person 1: Steve is literally standing right here with us with his girlfriend.
Person 2: Well, I heard that hes actually a really bad person.
Steve: You are entitled to your opinions. Its okay if you don't like me. Maybe someday we can be friends.
Pereson 1: Now that is REALLY A Steve!
Person 2: I HATE YOU AND I'M GOING TO WRITE ABOUT IT ON URBAN DICTIONARY.
Person 1: Totally NOT A Steve.

ma nigga steve 

n. A free-thinking, open-minded individual willing to cross the line of common tact in order to entertain or personally benifit others.
"work sure would be boring without ma nigga steve around."
ma nigga steve by Hollywood February 1, 2005