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Statuship

When a relationship exists purely out of the posting of status updates from relevant parties. The context of the status relating to some feelings, actions or otherwise 'inside' story for the amusement and pleasure of the audience to which it is available.

Usually found on Facebook though Twitter and/or any social media platform would be vulnerable to such farcical relationship bulls hit.
I always knew there was open season on Tim. He and that girl were all statuship and no relationship. A fine show that lacked any truth. Frankly I always found it be a real greylationship.

Their statuship made me want to puke my guts out. Go write it in a your diary 'babycakes'.
by BabycakesD April 4, 2017
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statisticalistic

A word used when one doesn’t know whether a statement is scientific, mathematics or when one is to dumb to understand it’s meaning thus forth pronounced statisticalistic.
What ever the heck you just said, that was very statisticalistic.”
by Jimminiecricket123 November 30, 2017
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Statisticated

When someone owns you with some statistics
'get statisticated mate'
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status

A new form of communication invented by slay queens
She blocks you and broadcast her problems to all her contacts and then ask her besties why you don't seem to understand what her status mean.
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statism

the rising pride in devotion in one's state
Wow! Those Texans have a big sense of statism.
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Status Dramaticus

One somebody throws a fit to get what they want. They will eventually stop when they realize nobody will pay attention to them OR they will not receive desired thing by throwing a fit. Commonly witnessed by healthcare professionals.
Patient in bed B is in status dramaticus because she wants a turkey sandwhich, taxi voucher, and warm blankets to go. She’s been discharged an hour ago and refuses to leave.
by Nursie93 January 13, 2019
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Status Postilepticus

When someone is triggered and begins to post impulsively out of anger and emotion.

*Closely related to "Status Epilepticus" (different electronic devices and platform (s) )
Michael became upset over a post and began typing his responses frenetically and fanatically, in full blown Status Postilepticus.
by JayyTheOrc April 5, 2019
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