Usually occuring during the colder months of the year, hence "november", this term describes the phenomena of having the urge to deficate, but being too unwilling to leave warmth of your bed. You then proceed to release your excrement into your bed.
"John, what the hell happened in your bed?"
"Oh, I had to shit this morning, but it was too damn cold. So I had some November Stains."
"Oh, I had to shit this morning, but it was too damn cold. So I had some November Stains."
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Cindy could not tell whether the bag boy at the supermarket was from a foreign country or if it was just his Saint Jude Accent showing through.
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Bob was not very enamoured of the attractiveness of the ladies in the bar. However after a few pints he noticed one that was a Saint Ivel and busted a move on her.
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If the pilgrims had landed in Hawaii, we would never have been able to celebrate Saint Alecsgiving Day!
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