shocking the monkey

masturbating

if you need me I'll be shocking the monkey to Lindsay Lohan playboy pics.

by ndrndr December 23, 2011

B-Shock Supreme

When in the process of macking on a girl, a small boy enters and completely steals all her attention away from you.

I just got a B-Shock Supreme from some little 5-year-old boy.

by debussy June 21, 2007

analphabetic shock

Linguistical tongue tied while in a state of hysteria or mental paralysis caused by substance or stress.

"Twong twied" is an example of analphabetic shock.

by dan nm August 15, 2007

Culture Shock

that one episode of SpongeBob where they had that talent show in the Krusty Krab

My favorite episode of SpongeBob is Culture Shock

by Zedonathin2020 May 5, 2019

the shocker

What you giv'er if she can't take the Ace of Spades.

Her as is so tight I have to break her in with the shocker.

by Leroy White April 20, 2003

The Shocker

Taking wordThe Spock Shocker/word and curling inward the ring finger leaving the index and middle fingers for the vagina and and pinky for the ass.

For the "tighter" girls in life.

by Blair Mitchelmore August 23, 2003

spocking

Driving slowly around a parking lot, waiting for someone to pull out of thier space, so you can take it.

Patrick and Jared were spocking and found Leah's space.

by jizzdizzle December 12, 2006