fudged my speedo

When you are swimmer and you get so nervous you have a bowl movement in your swimsuit.

Guys I was so scared about Heather seeing me at the pool I fudged my speedo

by Jeff in Tennessee October 28, 2008

speed dick

When your penis shrinks whilst taking amphetamines. Long term use can make the effects permanent.

Yes permanent! If you suffer speed dick too many times it stays small forever!

by twat lover May 22, 2006

Utah Speed Limit

Although while in most states, they're struggling to keep their drivers from driving OVER the speed limit. This is not the case in Utah. The Utah Speed Limit, depending on how many lanes of traffic, is 5-15mph below the normal speed limit. On a 4 lane road (2 for each direction) it will be at least 10mph under. On a six lane (3 each direction) it will be at least 5mph under.

"WE'RE NOT EVEN GOING 30mph! We're going freaking 20mph!"

"Dude, it's the Utah Speed Limit...."

"Well, then make a SPEED MINIMUM!"

by IHateUtahDrivers May 22, 2010

speeder

A person whom smokes crank on a regular basis. My friend Lindsay.

WOAH there's that speeder, looketem run!

by Molly ........why? September 17, 2003

speeding tickets

a summons issued to an offender - especially to someone who driving above the speed limit or someone who violates a traffic regulation

I hate it when I get a speeding tickets...

by skidesu January 9, 2009

High Speed

Stoned drivers who think they're going 65 MPH when they're really going 25 MPH.

Ant: How fast are you going?
Jay: I think 65. Never mind, I'm going 12.

Ant: Dude, you're driving so slow right now.
Jay: I know. I'm sorry. I'm just really high.

Had I not been driving at high speed, I probably would have hit that deer... and I probably would've hit that kid who ran onto the street for his kickball.

by Louie Wolfe October 23, 2012

speed stripe

When a whore has shaved her vaginal pubic hair so that it is in a stright line going stright down to the pussy lips

Tat whore has a speed stripe

by Ali T April 3, 2003