g-speed graduate 

when you graduate college in two years like Jeb Bush

The g-speed graduate was bound to do good for his country until the end of time.

g-speed graduate by Coop Dupe November 24, 2019

Gheto Speed 

Very fast. Similar to the speed that my father had when going to the store to get milk. It's only beaten by the speed of a fast red car from some movie...

"Where'd dad go??"
"He went to the store to get milk"
"But I didn't even get to say goodbye..."
"I know... Gheto Speed..."

Gheto Speed by LightingMcCream September 4, 2020

Simple Speed Sounds

f l m n r s v z sh th ng nk b c k d g h j p qu t w x y ch a e i o u ay ee igh ow oo oo ar or air ir ou oy

Those are the Simple Speed Sounds.

I used the Simple Speed Soumds and now I know them. The Simple Speed Sounds defined sounds like ay, ee, igh, and more.

Simple Speed Sounds by NoUsernameSelected25 September 29, 2020

Sidewalk speed racer

A term used in the Grand Theft Auto series for driving on the sidewalk at full speed killing pedestrians and letting them fly.

Bob: last night I started to play GTA V, and I went full sidewalk speed racer.

Sidewalk speed racer by anonymous December 22, 2020

senior speed 

Moving at the speed of a drowning turtle to excessively important events

i wish my mom would stop with the senior speed bullshit or find someone on speed. love isnt enough in democracy.

senior speed by Cody5050 January 10, 2021

just Speed run my Goose Puncher 

when a female wants fast oral

"im so horny, just speed run my goose puncher steve"

just Speed run my Goose Puncher by uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuhlol February 24, 2021

anti speed 

opposite of speed, a depressant

me: dont u get tired of sweating from adderal?
friend: yes i stink all the time and ac doesnt help shit
me: then try anti speed, u know like benzos, barbs, inhalants
friend: sure u got any barz?

anti speed by lilsamsixty9 May 31, 2021