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shitty-cocked

The state where one is so intoxicated and/or inhibriated he or she is likely to start screaming into microphones, throw alcohol on people, piss on red jeeps, hook up with an ex-spouse, and more than likely spend a night in jail.
I'll be there later because I have to go bail Jess out of jail, she was shitty-cocked last night.
by dannibitch October 7, 2008
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shitty poon

used to describe a particular type of female ass. generally not a nice type. shitty poon also be used in a derogatory sense.

"poon" deriving from the term "poontang".
"hey, Ian, quit acting like a skinny, shitty poon. you're a moron man, get a fucking life".
by dpoole August 13, 2008
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shittyboo

(n.) A slang term used to express one's feeling of intense excitement or urge to flop an individual's hand at light speed motion.

(n.) A term used to express emotion. Preferably used with scrunching of the fingers in a down to up direction with a minor fist shake.
Georgette plays peekaboo with Gunther while Gunther searches for apartments.

Gunther: "Ahh...SHITTYBOO!"

Georgette: " -little laugh- "

See Mooshibooboo
by Fantasia Winterfield May 8, 2009
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shittyits

"you guys are a bunch of god damm shittyits", "After that funnel, hes gonna acting like a shittyit".
by burnside4202 June 10, 2009
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Shittyaimer

A male that has difficulty controlling his penis in order to guide it into his partner's vagina; a sex amateur.
Addison: I bet you enjoyed the honeymoon sex!
Ailani: Not even. Duncan couldn't even get it in the right hole, or even in my hole for that matter!
Addison: What a shittyaimer.
by CrimsonClover July 4, 2009
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Shitty Bat Cave

Ass stabbing your partner until your shanker is nice and brown, then pussy-fucking them until the shit piles up nicely on the sides.
Teddy: I had an orgy last friday with a few mates. The girl I was about to stick it to had a real Shitty Bat Cave!

Clayton: What did you do?

Teddy: Fucked her anyway.
by Facecake July 30, 2009
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Shitty shank

stabbing someone with a sharp object covered in with Human Fecal Matter.
John: Please stop Shitty Shanking me with that sharp object.
Tom: "Singing" Don't stop me now, I'm having a good time
by Fingerfuck101 July 30, 2009
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