slatternly

slovenly;untidy or slutty, or the quality of behaving like a slattern}

That women sleeps with every man she runs into. She is so slatternly.

by rbs1 May 9, 2007

Chode Slam

The act of rapidly thrusting your hips foward and backward so as to create a succession of loud smacking sounds, caused by the violent contact between ballsack and chode. The term was originated in underground rap circles in Alameda, California near the turn of the 21st century. The chode slam has been identified by California physicians as the primary cause of bruisedchoditis. It has a special significance in that it was the first widespread pop culture term to shine light on the relationship between scrotum and chode, helping to clarify a highly disputed issue about the correct definition of chode.

"Well Phildini, at least one person in the audience was clapping." "No, that was just Mr. Seymore in the back doing the chode slam."

by Erik C. July 14, 2007

Leyden Slap

The act of being slapped back and forth in the face by a pair of breasts, preferably large.

I wanted a hand job, but all she gave me was a Leyden Slap. Can't complain though.

by The Basement Hunter March 20, 2010

National slap your sibling day

When it hits the 16th of November, don't forget about "National Slap Your Sibling Day".

Stepsiblings included.
Have a slapping time on the 16th! A day to mark in your calendar.

"Ow, why did you hit me?"
"It's National Slap Your Sibling Day!"

by UrbanWriter123 November 16, 2021

Clicking / UK slang

Clicking is an Uk 🇬🇧 slang for CC fraud (credit card fraud)

Wagwan bro, if you wanna make money shout me, I’ll show you how to start clicking / uk slang💷

by Bandokay OFB July 15, 2020

slaphead

A slaphead is usually a guy who is so naturally bald he makes most bald people look positively hirsuit, but really it can be any guy who is definitely bald or going bald. A slaphead is so obviously bald that you just wish it was acceptable to point out the patently obvious by slapping them 5 or 6 times in rapid succession on their bald shiny head. The term slaphead was actually introduced in the comedy of Benny Hill, a world famous British comedian (deceased). Benny always used a sketch where a small bald man would do something a little annoying to Benny Hill and benny would slap the guy a few times on his bald head.

boy1: What shall I buy my dad for christmas?
boy2: Well your dad's a slaphead so get him some
slaphead polish and a wooly hat

A rhyme sung by errant children to bald guys before running away quickly:

slaphead slaphead over there
what's it like to have no hair
is it hot or is it cold
you would know cuz you're so bald

by happyslapper January 3, 2008

Slammered

So damn drunk, it's like the alcohol slammed you in the head with a hammer => slammered = slammed + hammered

It's friday, 4pm... time to get slammered!

by Frisko June 18, 2006