shakespearish 

When you are in conversation try to sound cool by using what you think is Shakespearean language, but it doesn't quite make the cut. The end result usually makes you wish you had never attempted the feat in the first place.

Joe: I daresay thou mustn't insult me as such!
Steve: You're talking Shakespearish Joe.
Joe: Damn it!

shakespearish by Mostly_Confused January 21, 2017

Shakespeare

Something your English teacher forced you to learn about

Brush, Shakespeares like 500 years old, why do we need to earn about him???

Shakespeare by ipunnorg May 25, 2021

shakeed 

a spanish retard

what the hell are you doing you shakeed!?

shakeed by sannvann July 28, 2011

shake a baby

Physical reaction to an annoying behavior, resulting in death from aggressive shaking.

Dude, that bitch ran into my car. Ima bout to shake a baby.

shake a baby by Shakababymasta May 13, 2012

shake the hand of the unemployed 

For males who are not getting sex on a regular basis, when they go to the toilet to take a piss and when they finish, shake their penis to get off the last few drops of pee. That action is shaking the hand of the unemployed.

Arnold asked Helen where the toilet was, as he needed to go shake the hand of the unemployed.

shake the hand of the unemployed by Ethal The Frog September 24, 2013

shakeweight zombie 

A man that does shake weight classes with his grams and thinks he is buff

Yo john that Justin is such a shakeweight zombie

shakeweight zombie by gedo October 3, 2013

Sakes 

A commonly used word in the Northern part of Manitoba Canada. Shortened by the word 'fuck sakes' or 'god sakes' after a funny joke has been said.

ALWAYS A GOOD LAUGH WITH THESE GIRLS sakes

Sakes by Northern Cree May 4, 2018