shakespearish

When you are in conversation try to sound cool by using what you think is Shakespearean language, but it doesn't quite make the cut. The end result usually makes you wish you had never attempted the feat in the first place.

Joe: I daresay thou mustn't insult me as such!
Steve: You're talking Shakespearish Joe.
Joe: Damn it!

by Mostly_Confused January 21, 2017

Shakespearience

A bibliography of the various William Shakespeare works which one has read, heard, seen or otherwise ingested into one's brain. Literally: experience of Shakespeare.

Rosecrantz: So, what's your Shakespearience?

Guildenstern: Um... Romeo And Juliet, a sonnet or two, and that Simpsons re-enactment of Hamlet...

by all kids love heavy metal December 23, 2008

Shakespearing

Self-gratification in a noble manner. The act of nobly "playing" with your genitals, for sexual excitement/pleasure; usually to orgasm.

I started Shakespearing since when I was 12 (yeah, I'm sure you wanted to know that) since then I have Shakespeared at least once a day.

by Asty March 29, 2020

Shakespearing

the verb that describes the act of someone, who is madly in love to the point where it becomes overly dramatic and obsessive, and they start talking like shakespeare would have

1: "Thou hast stolen my heart, you fair angel from the heavens!"
2: "woah calm down you're shakespearing

by Jmanfh November 18, 2013

Shakespearesexual

Identifies with the pronouns thy/thou

"Hey, I'm Emily! I'm Shakespearesexual and I identify with the pronouns thy/thou."

by Leo_isadog January 4, 2022

Shakespearience

When you have an encounter that reminds you in any way shape or form of Shakespeare and/or any of his works.

Hey, Mrs. Leigh, I had a Shakespearience: In 500 Days of Summer he says, Methinks the lady doth protest too much!

by shakesgal February 3, 2010

Shakespearing

Verb
tense, shakespeared, shakespearing, to shakespeare
1. To create a word

2. To make a verb from a noun.

My friend told me that I can't just make up words so I shakespeared shakespearing.

by TheAngryCelt September 7, 2014