Rusty Nail

Popping a turd in the fridge to let it freeze and then using it as a dildo.

"Mate last week I froze one of my shites so I could rusty nail my new bird in the fanny".

by we_need_jesus September 20, 2017

Rusty or russle

A common name and nickname used for dumb kids

Often jocks who play stupid sports have this name
A lot of guys who think they're hot fucking shit possess this name as well

Have you seen that guy he looks like a rusty or russle

by Puppet wolf September 2, 2018

Dirty Rusty

The dirty rusty is to simultaneously suck dick while you cook

*smacks ass* hey babe bacon smells good let's pull a dirty rusty

by Izzbirddog February 19, 2021

rusty passport

When you do a line of coke off of a strippers ass in a foreign country.

Becky was wondering when Fahad was going to perform the rusty passport after their initial meeting in Amsterdam.

by thefanciestboop March 10, 2017

Rusty Kramer

Running an exorbitant amount of miles then producing a bowel movement that is equal parts blood and feces, which results in a rust colored porcelain disaster.

I ran 100 miles last week, my bathroom has since become a conjuring of Rusty Kramers, non-stop shit and blood painting the inside of my throne.

by Bandeezee August 11, 2019

rusty noodle

infected penis

You're not coming anywhere near me with that rusty noodle.

by zAlanM August 20, 2013

Rusty lizard

Sceloporus olivaceus. a species of phrynosomatid lizard native to the south central United States

The rusty lizard, is a species of phrynosomatid lizard native to the south central United States.

by TheRustedLizard August 28, 2018