Retard Lifeguard

The friend who cockblocks you purposefully in order to make sure losers don't waste your time.

Some girl: "Oh my God, did you see that douche trying to talk to Jill?"
Jill's retard lifeguard: "Yeah, when she went to the bathroom, I told him she was pregnant."

by thatgirltrippy September 23, 2013

retard dialect

A person fluent in the language of retard

The cashier only understood retard dialect.

by @RealOne May 26, 2015

retard baller

One who talks a large game about their "skills", but are actually terrible beyond belief.

Retard baller: watch me dunk this shit!
Retard baller: (misses)
Retard ballet: That was just a warm-up!

by Wespen May 21, 2016

retard wrestling

When a male and female engage in sexual intercourse when they are both blackout belligerently drunk

"I walked in on Terrence and Pam retard wrestling after that wild party"

by Jiggly Jiggler March 16, 2017

retard

funny as balls

you are a retard

by DnDBro April 19, 2018

Retarded64

The Youtube channel that I wach instead of anti-depredsantd

Retarded64. Is psychodellic

by DickFace69696969 December 10, 2017

retarded in the feet

Retarded in the feet means when ur soo retarded ur feet become retarded

Ur soo retarded in the feet

by Albertian January 6, 2018