ready-not-made

tailor-made; custom-built.

I do not like readymade garments; rather, I would love to wear ready-not-made ones.

by uttam maharjan February 22, 2010

ready roll

In the Army basic training, we called cigarettes ready rolls

If you have ready rolls, lighter' if you got em'

by britirn February 15, 2019

close reading

Reading a book in a state of exhaustion, resulting in ones face dropping steadily closer to the page.

I was at the library doing some close reading. Woke up and I had dissolved several verses of Keats in drool.

by Luke T September 29, 2007

Reading the Newspaper

Reading the newspaper is the act of jacking off, beating the meat, choking the chicken, spanking the monkey, buffing the banana, wanking off, pocket pool, pleasure yourself, or just plain old masturbation.

Caitlyn: I don't read the newspaper not three, not four, but fifty-six times daily!

Taylor: Ohh girl, I got choo and I love using anime as an aid to reading the newspaper!

Monica: My mom reads the newspaper, every morning before breakfast..

by t0uchmiib0dy August 2, 2008

Reading Grandma A Bedtime Story

To masturbate while eating out old women-also known as playing Counter Strike.

Man, go read grandma a bed time story.

by DIE May 28, 2003

Readergasm

What happens when two deaf people cohabitate

Chaim Readergasmed when she removed her hearing aid.

by Danny February 17, 2004

shy, bi and ready to cry

Someone who is announcing that they are shy, bisexual and needs lots of pity points

Tumblr special snowflake: I am shy, bi and ready to cry
Imaginary reader: Please god NO! And how brave of you to say that you're bisexual and being shy on top of that!

by Toilet896 July 31, 2016