harry potter

When you have sex with a women and as youre about to jizz scream as loud as possible "expelliarmus" and drown her vagina with your magic juice. If the women is pleased with your performance then you will recieve ten points for griffin dor

Harry potter is awesome in so many ways, he defeats voldemort and my girlfriends pussy

by poseidon1221 October 25, 2014

harry potter syndrome

A scenario in which the primary protagonist (especially an eponymous one) of a fictional work is one of the least interesting of the main cast. Named after the Harry Potter series of books in which Harry himself is the most uninteresting out the ensemble of characters.

"I was reading a book the other day and all of the side characters had a lot of personality, but the main didn't have any; it was a bad case of Harry Potter syndrome."

by Kiro Osex XIII July 25, 2017

pull a harry potter

To get drunk and leave the party without saying goodbye, or having anyone notice.

Man in bar #1: Hey, where's Julie? I've looked everywhere.
Man in bar #2: I haven't seen her either. She probably pulled a harry potter. She does that when she's drunk.

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Inside a drunk person's head: Im so wasted. I guess I'll pull a harry potter.

by sstrange September 13, 2009

Harry Potter

Probably one of the best series to ever walk the Earth. People are always comparing it to Lord of the Rings and Twilight when in reality, it's nothing like either. Twilight is a crappy vampire series and Lord of the Rings is totally awesome, but for me not as good as Harry Potter. Harry Potter is on it's way to becoming a piece of classic literature and it is well deserved too. People are always complaining about it but usually they don't read the books. Contrary to popular belief, J.K. Rowling is not a satanist. She is an awesome writer who made it after living on the streets. She has pretty much made my life worth living with her awesome characters, Harry Potter, Ron, Ginny, and Hermione.

Person who has never read the books: "Harry potter is a fag."
Me: "Get over yourself."

by be_sacred August 19, 2010

jarrod potter

Someone who tries to act cool but indeed falls way short. He and in most cases she tries to pick up men and most times women that are way outta of his league. Basically a person who has no chance in life.

Co D: Jarrod you gay!

by P Ryck January 15, 2005

Harry Potter

To sit down and do something (most commonly read), all in one sitting or in a very short time, just as you would read a new Harry Potter book in one sitting just after it is released.

I am going to have to Harry Potter this book tonight John, I need to have it read by tomorrow or our teacher will be angry.

by emdebe September 6, 2007

harry potter

Weird creation of an infertile Ginger English lady for children who like picking the wings off flies.

"Harry Potter decays young minds. Period."

by RENEGATUS DOT COM October 20, 2003