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ten pint challenge

A ten pint challenge would be a person that you are instructed by your companions to woo on finishing your tenth pint of an evening (be that of beer, cider, wine, absinthe, etc. the important part is that it contains alcohol).

Such a person would usually be assumed to be quite a minger as it is understood you were 10 pints down and thus bear little responsibility for your actions.

Attempting to successfully charm the pants of someone after 10 swift pints is quite a challenge - although in addition your response to the command is indicative of your inebriation.
a). - You see that girl over there with three chins & a squiffy eye?
- Shhh dusnnnn't luk ssooo bad......
- Ten pint challenge mate.
- S'on.

b). - You see that girl over there with three chins & a squiffy eye?
- The utter ming-mong with the gammy leg?!?
- Ten pint challenge mate.
- Piss off you nonce!
- Another pint of ale here please barkeep!
by EvilTechne July 17, 2006
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Speckled Paint Job

Diarrhea that sprays all over the toilet bowl, creating a speckled effect on the white porcelain.
Last night after alcohol and Taco Bell I did a speckled paint job on the toilet, and it burnt my asshole.
by Evan, Eddie, and Kurt October 16, 2006
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"ok boii i ate the blue lollipop..lets do some good dick painting"
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*sucks dick*
"OH YEAHH MY PENIS IS BLUE"
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ninja death pint

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