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Greenpeace Hot Pocket

When bedding down with a really obese girl, and for whatever reason you choose to not enter a traditional orifice, and instead grab a couple rolls of extra flabbery flesh (preferably on her back, hence the name) and push them together creating a hot pocket of blubber to receive your lust muscle.

Think of any grotesquely obese chick with a pretty face...and realize that her vag is buried so deep under her fat that even John Holmes would only be able to nudge her clit after humping her crotch rodeo-style.

Roll the whale (Greenpeace emphasis) over, grab that back fat and make a real FLESHlight pocket of hot flesh.

Greenpeace Hot Pocket.
by tRauma26100 February 26, 2010
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Facebook Poke

Verb-(1)A gesture available on Facebook often used in a playful or flirtatious manner.

Verb-(2)The online equivalent of an awkward silence.
I wish Tom would stop poking me."-"He's poking you? That's really weird.."-"It's only a Facebook Poke."-"Ohhh....
by ***FlubberisFTW*** September 26, 2010
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How was your holiday visiting your grandma?

Better than a poke in the eye with a blunt stick.
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pocket ass

1.) A sex toy 2.) A nickname for a person
by Joe C. March 17, 2004
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poke

to touch with finger or other object briefly and then pull away (verb)
Playing pass-the-poke involves poking people in circles.
Gangpoking involves many people poking one person.
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in the pocket

A complimentary reference describing a live musical performance, akin to an athlete being in "the zone".
Me: I just saw James Taylor live, his performance of the song "Shower the People" was so "in the pocket".
by DutchKormidlo December 12, 2010
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pocket check

1. what Tyrome says to Jarome before they beat the shit out of some rich white kid and steel all of his stuff.
2.the act of robbery(usally at knife or gun point)
Tyrome:" Yo Jarome lets pocket check that foo hes trippen on all kinds of bengermans."

Jarome:'' ight nigga im down to ride i need some mad skrill."
by da jim bob krew September 19, 2004
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