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Greenpeace Hot Pocket 

When bedding down with a really obese girl, and for whatever reason you choose to not enter a traditional orifice, and instead grab a couple rolls of extra flabbery flesh (preferably on her back, hence the name) and push them together creating a hot pocket of blubber to receive your lust muscle.

Think of any grotesquely obese chick with a pretty face...and realize that her vag is buried so deep under her fat that even John Holmes would only be able to nudge her clit after humping her crotch rodeo-style.

Roll the whale (Greenpeace emphasis) over, grab that back fat and make a real FLESHlight pocket of hot flesh.

Greenpeace Hot Pocket.
Greenpeace Hot Pocket by tRauma26100 February 26, 2010

Craptacular 

The opposite of spectaluar.
"This month is a combination of craptacular events and hopefully something amazing."
Craptacular by tRauma26100 October 14, 2009