Alaskan paint job

When a stripper is giving you a lap dance, and leaves a skid mark on your leg.

Man, that stripper was so hot until after she finished her dance and I noticed I got an Alaskan paint job.

by freako and jon doe May 11, 2011

Going hard in the paint

Having sexual intercourse with a female on her period

I know my girlfriend is on her period tonight but I am still going hard in the paint.

by TurdNuggetBucket September 22, 2013

Paintball

A dumb fucking "sport" played with "guns" that in reality are a gadget that shoots "paintballs", the eponyms of note.

This game takes on an eerie and all together too close for this author's comfort resemblance to small unit tactics that this author practised when this author was in his country's armed forces...

The players of this "game" are usually wealthy overgrown adolescents that have yet to grow up; Also, one finds the washouts and unsuitables that can't make it into their own country's armed forces...

The ones that think that this is a great game should try carrying a Rifle, a Full and HEAVY Rucksack, Tactical load bearing webbing, and a STEEL HELMET THAT WEIGHS MORE FOR EVERY SECOND YOU WEAR THE FUCKING THING!!!

The Rich and Powerful like Presidents, Prime Ministers, Kings, and Princes should do this themselves, and get their family members in on the fun. It won't go on for long...

Paintball! What a ridiculous excuse for reality!!!

by J. Michael Reiter November 7, 2004

paint party

WHile using the aerosol in a can of spray paint, you fill up ballons and suck the air in the inflated balloon, creating high. Usually done in a car for hot boxing, hence the word party.

I was in Albequerque last week, and saw some cops pull over a van and busting up a paint party

by marceemarc50 December 20, 2008

in the paint

being put in a bad or embarassing situation

Chuck: "Damn I forgot about my junior paper!...its due tommorow!"

Alfred: "That's sad dude, yo ass in the paint foreal"

by Terrance D February 13, 2008

painter chudleigh

the hottest guy in the neighborhood.

man that painter chudleigh has a great ass!

by bballa April 25, 2004

pinch and paint

the act of sitting on the crapper and dropping a hot long steamy one out of one`s ass... in mid-action squeeze the cheeks thus clamping the hot log hanging into the bowl... then stand up a bit and start girating in a circular motion paying close attention to spread an even layer around the rim of the bowl...

hey don`t go in there... i just pulled a pinch and paint in the little boys room and it ain`t pretty

by twisted edge February 22, 2008