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The Tea Party

A group of white, racist, diabetic, senior citizens dressed in garments from the late 1700s. They want to lower taxes for rich people (for some unknown fucking reason) and cut spending despite being entirely dependent on medicare and social security. This paradox clearly underscores their fundamental lack of LOGIC.

Ironically, these idiots were dead silent when President George W. Bush ran up the deficit with tax cuts and two wars. But when President Barack Obama was elected to office, the idea that a black man was spending their money made them sound the alarm.
"Get your hands of my Medicare!!"

- Actual quote from a member of the Tea Party at a Town Hall meeting.
by KakashiBallZ October 3, 2011
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tupperware party

A gathering where a woman engages in sex with three men, taking one penis in her vagina, one in her anus, and one in her mouth. Hence she is air tight.
Lisa invited the mailman, the pool boy, and the pizza delivery man to her tupperware party.
by Huskey Balls April 20, 2006
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pity party

A party you throw for yourself after something bad has happened to you.
After Donny broke up with me I threw myself a little pity party with some vodka.
by Sheila Serio September 30, 2004
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Party City

A god-forsaken, festering shithole of a place to work, where starting pay is laughable, raises might as well be nonexistent, and the most dedicated employees last a month, tops. Hordes of young black women with purses that resemble gym bags and roving bands of the swishiest gay black guys you've ever seen in your life steal nonstop from this place. Just about every customer is a loathsome, submoronic piece of shit, and at the end of the night, you feel like killing yourself.
Life is cold hard shit, and working at Party City proves it.
by Aunt Mabel February 28, 2009
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over party

When a trend or a person is over. Grayson Dolan asked on twitter, " Am I allowed to go to my own 'over party' ?"
Britney Spears should go to her own over party...
by Definerparty April 3, 2017
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farty party

A backyard party where baked beans is one on the main dishes.
During the farty party I had last weekend my neighbor called the police and I was issued a citation for creating a public health hazard.
by Coriolus October 16, 2008
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red cup party

a typical party where everything that is being drank is poured into red, plastic cups. this is a stereotype, not a fact, but it is still very common amongst college and high school students.
dude, let's hit the red cup party!
by XDW December 31, 2007
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