A metal bender is a repairman that neither has the skills to fix your household problem nor the selfawareness to admit he doesn't know.
He often lacks hygiene and basic sense of spatial awareness. Too many fart jokes and not knowing when to move out of your way are common problems when dealing with a metal bender.
Tom: "The toilet is broke!"
Kristin: "Ok, I'll call the metalbender"
<later that day>
Tom: "The metalbender left. He didn't fix our toilet, but somehow managed to spray coffee on our walls. Also there's mud footprints all over the house.
Metal based on famine, pestilence, war, death, monsters from the unknown worlds
beneath us, in the darkness, they call to us,
wanting what they don't have. Beware humans you are not alone.
Thrash metal is a sub-genre of heavy metal that uses fast, palm muted guitar riffs, fast double-bass drumming and growling, singing or screaming. Some thrash metal bands include:
Slayer
Megadeth Metallica Anthrax
Testament
Exodus
Overkill
Death Angel
Dark Angel
Vio-lence
Suicidal Tendancies
Voivod
Flatsam And Jetsam
Sacred Reich
Neuclear Assault
Sepultura
The name for the uprising of one of the greatest genres of all time. The genre itself gives a story of great triumph and overcoming hardships with your might.
PowerWolf and Hammerfall are really bringing back the strength of power metal. The Power Metal RevivalMovement has begun!