bag lunch

When a man is forced to ejaculate into a paper bag to avoid mess and cleanup in times of duress or in a college dormitory.

"I had to bag lunch it yesterday because we weren't sure when her roommate was coming back."

by I AM A PIMP September 4, 2004

Businessman's lunch

A trip on Dimethyltryptamine or the less commonly used 5-Methoxy-Dimethyltryptamine. DMT is widely regarded as the most intense psychedelic experience attainable through the use of drugs. Many users experience religious or philosophical epiphanies during a trip.

DMT is named The Businessman's Lunch or The Businessman's Trip because it fits neatly within a typical lunch break for a soulless cubicle-slave (corporate extortionist executives rarely limit themselves to an hour long lunch break, so they have the freedom to use drugs with significantly longer durations). Trips last up to an hour, but can be as short as twenty to thirty minutes. Several experiences with DMT are detailed in Alexander shulgin's book Tryptamines I Have Known and Loved.

Users should be wary, the effects hit the brain within a matter of seconds and quickly lead to a near-catatonic state. Make sure you have a friend nearby to make sure you don't drop the bowl or the lighter in your lap.

1: What if this is all just a ride, dude?
2: Why are you talking like that? Why were you in the bathroom for so long?
1: I just grabbed a quick Businessman's Lunch

by kickflipthecat October 5, 2007

lunchbox

a food container or someone who is lunchin- geekin- trippin- actin a fool- or just a plain idiot

man she is such a lunchbox, she feel over her own feet when she wasnt fcuked up

by g-roge April 15, 2006

hot lunch

When you defecate into a small container such as e.g. a Ziplock or Tupperware usually used for holding food. This is most commonly employed when you are stuck in an enclosed area (like say, an elevator) and you need to take a dump.

"During the power outage across the city, the six of us were trapped on the 31st floor and after a few hours we had to start packing some hot lunches.

by The Kaiser August 23, 2005

lunchable

(noun) a person with whom one takes a nooner

Tom is meeting his lunchable in an empty conference room at 11:30.

by phigusta December 18, 2012

Dirty Lunchbox

The dirty lunchbox is an act in which one participates in the lunging of large fruit such as whole pineapples, pumpkins, or watermelons and jamming them with much force and stamina into ones partners anal hole. Once you have jammed the fruit as far as you could into the anal hole you leave it in there and have sex with the girl. Once she can no longer take it you take you dick from the vagina and insert in in the asshole and drop your load on the fruit. You are left with a bloody, cummy mess you unback your lunch and feed it to the girl. Once she has finished it all you smack her across the face and you say you forgot to pray before eating your lunch and she must now receive dirty communion.

Your mother forgot to pack a lunch today for work, don't worry I was nice enough to give her a dirty lunchbox, trust me I don't think she be wanting to eat for a while.

by Monique8189 December 15, 2009

Silent Lunch

When you eat out a chic's pussy and she's completely emotionless.

Man 1: "How's your relationship?"
Man 2: "Ah man, I've only been delivering some bomb, silent lunch."

by Steamy Memie Zucchini December 28, 2016