kitten noses

nipples belonging to women with half-pint breasts that resemble the cute noses of kittens

Look at my nipples, they look like kitten noses

by booze hound 69 November 30, 2007

kitten jerk

Like a male circle jerk but involving online female erotica writing communities that exist on Live Journal. The bizarre behavior that all girl yaoi writers will sometime do where in the middle of writing online erotica the girls all post pictures of their cats and ooh and aww over them. There is no true Male metaphor for this.

My girl has been writing smut with some other girls on LJ, but when I peeked on her machine to see what it was about, all I got was some lame kitten jerk.

by darekb January 20, 2008

Slimy Kitten Whisker

A pussy covered in jizz.

Stew said,"I tried to pull out near the end, but I didn't do it fast enough and i gave her slimy kitten whiskers"

by Phillip "Jizzard" Smith February 19, 2011

Kite

Cockney rhyming slang, meaning a cheque.

Listen, don't fuck about, just write me out a kite.

I need to cash a kite urgently, how long will it take?

by theoldchap August 14, 2009

Killing Kittens

Slang for "The slaying of innocent people."

?George Bush is killing kittens in Iraq while ignoring North Korea."

by Brainiac January 7, 2005

Kitten Juggling

To be very high after having consumed a vast quantity of illegal controlled substances.

Susan and Tarquin are both totally mashed off their monkey bonces!! Are they juggling kittens again??

by Rod Hull June 12, 2003

kittengirl444

someone who use the word slag too much

god stop with the kittengirl444

by Ihatekittengirl December 12, 2003