Johnny Walker Candle

An extreme form of tealight. Pour a shot of Johnny Walker Black Label (or whiskey of your choosing) into a small plastic disposable cup. Set alight to the rim of the cup. The plastic will burn until it sets fire to the whiskey, at which point a blue flame will appear and burn for approximately one hour. Be careful with fire, kids. This is also not very good for the environment or your personal economy. Plastic should be recycled not burned, and Johnny Walker should be drunk and not burned. It is very beautiful, on the other hand.

Man, we made some Johnny Walker Candles last night. They burnt for hours and we ran out of whiskey

by TheGoochifier December 18, 2016

johnnyrey

Charming fun to be around out going not scared to do anything at anytime wild likes to party

johnnyreyshould go to the party I am throwing next weekend fuck yea that sounds fun

by Johnnyrey December 20, 2016

johnny orlando

Johnny Orlando is the cutest and romanticest guy you will ever know. He is perfect in singing and lots of sports! He loves relationships with girls named Maya so be ready for your dreamboy --> Mayas 😏
He has also a very big dick and is actually so good in a bed❤ He loves kids, will never let a girl alone and always keep his girl safe from others!!!

Girl: I am in a relationship with Johnny Orlando...
Other Girl: No way! Omg he is the cutest guy of the world!
Girl: Year I know, I am so happy

by Johnny_my_boyfriend January 3, 2017

jonnygold

A person displaying signs of getting old, such as no longer listening to modern or alternative music but instead tuning into a golden oldies 70s soft rock radio station such as gold fm.

Person 1: Hey mate. Are you coming out with us tonight?

Person 2: Nah might have a quiet one.

Person 1: Jeez man don't go all jonnygold on me.

by MJRC February 10, 2017

Johnny

A person with a unbelievable large cock.

Oh look, do you see the thing in his trousers? He has to be a Johnny.

by Gnardagagadada February 18, 2017

Johnnys and Fannys

A man or a woman who, based on their talent(s), becomes a success; especially in the movie or music industry.

Those Johnnys and Fannys are shooting stars and will make it to the big time at last.

It's all well and good that the TV/film and music industry desires more diversity however it is also for the best not to overlook all of the struggling johnnys and fannys.

-MisterSmithIt

by MisterSmithIt May 24, 2017

johnny log

this is the shit that comes out of someone's ass while a john glenn is happening, or because of a john glenn

"dude i feel a johnny log coming out!"
"aw hell yeah lemme get some of that aw yeah man aw yeah"

by johnglenn69 June 26, 2017