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jonnygold

A person displaying signs of getting old, such as no longer listening to modern or alternative music but instead tuning into a golden oldies 70s soft rock radio station such as gold fm.
Person 1: Hey mate. Are you coming out with us tonight?

Person 2: Nah might have a quiet one.

Person 1: Jeez man don't go all jonnygold on me.
by MJRC February 10, 2017
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Jonagold law

Jonagold law: If your S.O. is upset and refuses to tell why, you are compelled by law to break up with them.
Guy: What's wrong, honey?
Girl: Nothing. Good night.
Guy: Okay, good night <3
Girl: See, that's your fucking problem
Guy: Sorry, but I gotta abide by the Jonagold law. I'm breaking up with you. Bye!
by neitherevernornever August 27, 2020
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