A man who, through a settlement with his ex-wife, had his defamation lawsuit against her dismissed with prejudice. A man who, as it turns out, lied about his ex-wife defaming him. A man with yellow, rotting teeth whose fans will never admit the prime of his career is over with. A man who society is slowly, but surely, finally turning against & apologizing to his ex-wife for believing him & not her.

Did you hear? Johnny Derp and his legal team knew he'd lose his defamation lawsuit on appeal, so he got his ex-wife, Queen Amber Heard, to agree to a settlement where: 1) she doesn't have to admit guilt; 2) she's not legally bound by a gag order or NDA; 3) his $15M jury verdict gets invalidated & all he gets is $1M from her homeowner's insurance; & 4) as part of her homeowner's insurance paying him $1M, he had to agree that she didn't defame him, because her insurance company wouldn't pay out if there was malice. Not to mention, the news release put out by his abuse-defender lawyers and their soon-to-be out-of-business law firm stating that both agree not to seek any further legal action in this case. So, it means he willingly had his defamation lawsuit dismissed with prejudice in exchange for admitting he lied about her just so he could get $1M.

Johnny Derp by Wayne "Loony" LaPierre June 25, 2023

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Johnny Pests

The Johnny Test haters.

All the Johnny Pests drew hateart of Johnny Test just to get Johnny Test cancelled.

Johnny Pests by CN19M3P41C July 6, 2023

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Johnny Depp Art

Good actually.

Hym "The Johnny Depp art is good actually. From what I saw it was a bunch of portraits with dynamic hair and borders. Very good."

Johnny Depp Art by Hym Iam August 9, 2023

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Johnny See

A dick that can see what is going on about a situation but is not a man about it.

That guy just wanted to talk but the other guy was a Johnny See about it!

Johnny See by Thrills&Spills August 14, 2023

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