Definitions by SarcasmSanwich

The Wind 

In ultimate frisbee, what the wind is what is responsible for every bad throw and every bad catch you ever make

Bob: That was a horrible throw!
Jeff: It was the wind's fault
Bob: There is no wind
Jeff: It was still the wind's fault

The Wind by SarcasmSanwich June 14, 2023

Dry Texter 

Someone who texts with all the personality of a wet ball of yarn. Their text messages are mainly 1 word or abbreviations

All he said to me yesterday was hi and gtg, he's such a dry texter

Dry Texter by SarcasmSanwich June 14, 2023

Johnny Depp creepy 

When one is creepy and pedophile-like. Originated from the movie Into The Woods

"He's creepy. I mean, not like Johnny Depp creepy, but..."

Johnny Depp creepy by SarcasmSanwich June 14, 2023