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Floods Law

Floods law dictates that one singular water molecule in an isolated system is not wet. A water molecule however is able to make any other substance (including water) wet. This means that water makes other substances wet, however one water molecule by itself IS NOT wet.
Floods law tells us this water molecule is not actually wet. crazy........
by Why S0 Seri0us March 17, 2021
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Lawrence's Law

A Corollary to Murphy's Law indicating that Captain Murphy had an optimistic outlook on life when he derived his famous law.

Murphy's Law states that anything which can go wrong, will go wrong.

Lawrence's Law states that everything will find a way to go wrong.

First proposed in 1990 at Argonne National Laboratory after the unexpected failure of a particle accelerator
Not only did we have a missle failure due to the fuel cut-off override, which was predicted with a 5% probability of occuring, The payload also struck a goose, which had a 0% probability of occurring, an example of Lawrence's Law at work.
by richardttu April 17, 2009
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1918 law

The 1918 law has jurisdiction on every single internet platform. The law was dicovered by If/DailyDoseOfFails upon discovering his ifunny chat full of hungarian propaganda. Seconds after repling back with this law every single hater was completely shocked, sudden swift fear moving inside their bones leaving them completely paralyzed and incapable of replying. It is a law designed to combat revisionism.
Hey bro are you hungry ?

Nah, 1918 law
by DDOF May 8, 2020
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hoop-law

silliness, absurdity, craziness, folly, foolishness, goofiness, inanity and/or inconsistency of an act; When something or someone is being very silly or out of the norm.
The gas prices just went up another dollar, and Bush was recently seen circling the White House in a large bunny suit. Now This, is a bunch of hoop-law.
by gracie:) August 2, 2008
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Wilson's law

Applied at times of superiority, that of politics to science, which holds that when A equals B, and B equals C, then A equals C, except where forbidden by law.
Consider Wilson's law as of opposite of Pareidolia, Mimicry, etc; Pattern recognition not at fault, drop hook with bait of what recon as rare thyself, hope can pull that fish up-board for: rarity spews back when measured by closed loop feedback.
by Valandstanandtomandandy December 2, 2009
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The Law of Speedrunning

The Law of Speedrunning dictates that:
- Every game in existence has a speedrunning community.
- There are no exceptions.
Someone made a speedrun of getting banned in Club Penguin.
Classic example of The Law of Speedrunning.
by NeonLines July 6, 2018
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Laws of the Bible

Also known The laws of holyness if something is very weird and cringe or hell like it means that it breaks the laws of the Bible
Laws of the Bible is quite a certified cringe counter. The game changed breaks all the laws of the Bible and the dev who made it " Dragonsnow " committed all war crimes at once when she/he released the badass game
by HmmmYouDontKnowIt February 6, 2021
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