im cut ladies

a phrase used by the southern hostess at your local applebees when she's about to leave your entire section dirty and go home for the day without a care in the world

annette: "im cut ladies."
kendall: "time to go clean table 25 i guess."

by jamietinklepuss October 19, 2025

Im soooooooooo goddamn bored GADMAN BRO LIKE I CAN TYPE MY ENTIRE KEYBOARD:1234567890-=QWERTYUIOP[]\ASDFGHJKL;'ZXCVBNM,./!@#$%^&*()_+qwertyuiop{}|asdfghjkl:"zxcvbnm<>?

I'm bored DAMN

"I'm so bored bro i can Im soooooooooo goddamn bored GADMAN BRO LIKE I CAN TYPE MY ENTIRE KEYBOARD:1234567890-=QWERTYUIOP\ASDFGHJKL;'ZXCVBNM,./!@#$%^&*()_+qwertyuiop{}|asdfghjkl:"zxcvbnm<>?"

by RandomDudeOnWWW November 27, 2025

oh shit im out of toilet paper

1.That critical moment when you are taking a dump and you realize that you'll be wiping your ass with a sock, since the facilities you have entered, cannot supply a substantial amount of toilet paper for your needs.

2.Commonly used phrase in a minority neighborhood.

Owen cried out in agony: "oh shit im out of toilet paper", after he finished his business in some random guy's house.

by Djw14 April 2, 2011

you dumb fucking bitch im gonna fuck you

the queen maddy said that

rue : how long have you been fucking nate jacobs?

cassie : crying bc she’s actually not crazier than maddy

maddy : you dumb fucking bitch im gonna fuck you
cassie: *run upstairs*

by dontfall(inlove) February 10, 2022

U so icy im a glacier boy

This is how rich people get women. Don’t really know what it means, but it works.

Quavo: ❄️
Saweetie: 🍜

Quavo: u so icy im a glacier boy
Saweetie: was hannin then

by jackalope_03 October 8, 2020

i think im falling for you

I think I'm falling for you. You are always on my mind and I can't shake the idea of you out of my head... You make me smile every time your name pops up on my phone, you make me laugh by saying the wierdest things, you have a perfect smile, its the best thing ever, you are absolutely perfect to me, you make me fall deeper and deeper everytime you text me, look at me, or just by being you... I am falling for you and I don't know what to do, what if I keep falling, but you don't catch me? Id hit the ground hard, and I would be broken forever... Im falling for you, will you catch me before I land?

person1: I think im falling for you will you catch me?
Person2: I'm right here baby

by I think I'm falling for you May 2, 2018

when im gone

An Eminem song. It has deep lyrics and may even cause you to catch a tear.

Person 1: Have you ever heard "when im gone?"
Person 2: Yeah of course! "When im gone, just carry on..."

by Afrominem February 22, 2015