humanity

a stupid species goin in a downhill spiral back where they came from.

For example: On a package of peanuts
Warning: May contain nuts. (no really)
On a frozen dessert, Warning on bottom.
Warning: Do NOT turn upside down. (well kinda late dont you think)
These are just a few examples but proof enough that humanity is doomed.

by InfernalKalamity April 19, 2006

human toilet

Someone who cranes their head back like a baby, bird waiting to be fed, while one shits and pisses in their mouth.

I was at your moms house,and I used her like a human toilet

by Buddy Luv June 30, 2007

Hummingbird-Heartbeat

the feeling of the vagina pulsating after an orgasm.

"You give me that Hummingbird-Heartbeat, the taste of your honey is so sweet, when you give me that Hummingbird-Heartbeat." -Katy Perry

by dottymickfly October 21, 2010

human

A spiritually insane, emotinally retarded, and megalomaniacal primate with an immense inferiority complex. It is ill-suited to survive in its environment, so instead of adapting as other species it changes the environment, for ill of everything including itself. It is a species that will surely go extinct in the next thousand years, a victim of its vaulting own success.

Don't blame us, we're only human.

by Killing Kittens May 19, 2004

Humza

a very sexy guy who is very kind hearted and knows how to treat a woman, loves hanging out at the mall, and will make you feel better or ruin your day if your a jerk, loves helping others, and a person to have on your side if you get in a fight.

look at that humza!

by Lizzie>.<Pooh!!! February 6, 2010

humor-hauler

One who insists on carrying on with a funny concept, item, or subject to the point where it has lost all of its humorous qualities.

Nick: Dude, can you believe Julian? He's been rambling on about that punchline forever! I mean seriously, its not even funny anymore.
Courtland: I know! He's such a humor-hauler!

by XC Penguin August 8, 2010

Humble Grasshopper

Someone who has a LOT to learn, and who is willing to commit to ACTION

"To start learning Dentistry, learn to be a humble grasshopper!!!!!!!!!"

"Patience, young grasshopper" - Mr. Miyagi (Karate Kid)

by amalgam_creep April 18, 2011