Hampster Tucking

The act of shaving and declawing a hampster, rubbing it in cocaine, and then inserting it in one's anus.

My bro had to borrow my razor last night cause he was hampster tucking.

by douchey mcdoucherton March 26, 2011

hamburr

An ok ship. A ship between Aaron Burr & Alexander Hamilton.

Man Alex and Burr loved each other which makes the ship Hamburr

by Gay child November 1, 2017

Hampshire Illinois

Hampshire Illinois is a little conservative redneck town out in the country. Friday night hot spot is Casey’s gas station and people drive tractors to school. Let’s roll up some joints and go ride my John Deere and farm! Hampshire Illinois is a perfect example of Trump USA.

Let’s cruise the countryside of Hampshire Illinois and smoke a blunt!

by CountryLivingHampshireIL August 27, 2018

Hammer Jacked

Masturbation or getting jacked off whereby the penis is stroked vigorously up and down with one hand and the glans (the penile head) is simultaneously pounded with the veracity of a jack hammer with the other.

Coach Torrance took me to the showers last night and I got hammer jacked. The pain and pleasure was to much and I nutted up my jock strap.

by Dick Onchin May 12, 2020

nippon ham fighters

baseball team based in Sapporo.
they played in Tokyo until last year.

they have the name that many people tend to laugh at.

by 5150 August 1, 2004

posh hammer

Isle of Man slang for an upper class person who enjoys the nightly company of swine.

"I saw Lord Autumnbottom by the pig-sty last night- I swear he's a posh hammer."

by Daaaaaaave April 2, 2006

mouth-hammered

To give a truly excellent blowjob

That girl was amazing, she really mouth-hammered me last night!

by emom September 10, 2009