german

a language only spoken by space squirels on mars. the only word in the german language is "savaaq" which means 'on the second moon of the ninth lunar cycle, a child and his parents went to the sun to have a bath, shortly after the bath they visited earth and went back to the sun' it is rumored that people who live in germany speak german, but this is not true. germans only speak indian, except for the time between 12 PM and 6 PM on April 17th, which is when they speak cantonese.

guy 1: dude did you hear about the space squirels?
guy 2: what?
guy 1: there are space squirels that live on mars and that speak german.

by iwjenfi January 1, 2019

German style

Butt fucking but with two Germans who love each other very much

Look at those two goin at it German style

by Probably_a_milf_butwhoknows November 8, 2021

Brooklyn German

Yiddish. The name comes from the high Jewish population in Brooklyn during the 20th century and the language's German decent.

I can't understand my grandma because she only speaks Brooklyn German

by stikshift February 24, 2009

The German Cornhole

When having gay sex and you roll your partner over, jump off of a high surface, and penetrate his anus. After you are firmly planted into your partner, you twist around and shit down his back.

Jonny: My dad and I did The German Cornhole last week. Im still trying to get ahold of some anal bleach. And I STILL need to scrub the shit off of my back.

by sodacanplus April 26, 2014

sacred geometry

Credo in which a countably infinite number of heptagons constitute a decadon.

In sacred geometry, a specific series of infinite shapes come together to form a whole.

The two - dimensional circle out of which reality is constituted is called "pan-contiguity."
The 10-faced three-dimensional polygon which schematizes reality is the decadon.

In sacred geometry, the decadon is pan-contiguity in three dimensions.

The decadon is the body (collective) while the heptagon is the mind (individual).

by zanderfin July 13, 2020

German Gribaldi

The newest and most exclusive extreme sport. Incorporating such dazzling moves as the Slow Ride, the Studebaker, and the Galloping Montblanc, it's clearly the new sensation.

"Dude, up for a round of German Gribaldi?"
"Totally. Today's the day I get my skink!"
"No way, man. With the amount you Balzer, there's no way you'll skink it."

by CaptainCourageous May 15, 2005

german arty exibition

when a group of people get together, often immitating german accents to turn eachother on, flop out their shlongs and paint them in colorful patterns, then wipe them on eachothers lips for a cheap style lipstick.

"i aint havin no party for my birthday this year, im having a german arty exibition instead!"

by Alex Lee in plymouth January 6, 2008