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FLORIDIAN CRACKHEADS

TRIN AND KAYY😂👎(people who live in florida and are rockmonsters )
"You guys need to stop, you are acting like floridian crackheads"- kyndall
by KYNDALL71818(ON.IG) June 30, 2019
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Flo-rida

A question word, not pronounced like the state Florida, but pronounced (flow-ridah). Means “For real?” or “Really?” Meant to be said in a condescending tone.
Friend: Yo, can you send me Wednesday’s homework, I didn’t do it
You: Flo-rida?
by PokéPower420 February 18, 2020
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Floridian Hail Storm

In reference to damaged vehicles which closely resemble hail damage, But in which case are often the result of a spousal disagreement.

Typically caused by the discovery of an affair by either party and the subsequent destruction of the offending party’s property by their spouse/partner.
“Did you guys see Mike’s new Lamborghini got hit by a Floridian Hail Storm?”
by Dr.Heathen February 20, 2020
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Floridian Frozen Salami

When you put ice inside a girls pussy and wait for it to melt, after it melts you fuck her.
I used the new Floridian frozen salami technique on my girl last night, it was RAW!
by Mastered Rimmer May 14, 2020
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Floorida

A southern state where everyone habitually "puts the pedal to the metal".
Since the terrain in most of the Sunshine State is flat as a table, naming it "Floorida" could be appropriate in another case, as well, since said level ground would make it easier to lay down tiles or linoleum.
by QuacksO April 5, 2020
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Florda

A person who isn't full blown retarded. But their intelligence is somewhere between a defecated diaper and squirrel drool.
That boy is a florda.
by Dozerbear April 16, 2020
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Floorida

Da mostly "flat as a cement slab" southern state where long-distance bicycling is far more effortless than it is in da hillier more-northern locales.
If da chicks in Floorida are lovely enough to "floor" you, then how come "all my exes live in Texas"???
by QuacksO October 22, 2020
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