Fat Nerd Standards

A state of mind possessed by losers and virgins convincing them that any female who isn't photoshopped or surgery'd to 'perfection' is less than woman enough for their fat nerd sex.

Fearne Cotton does not meet my Fat Nerd Standards, I would much rather masturbate over hentai or Pamela Anderson.

by TheOneAndOnlyShane July 10, 2010

fat pooper

The posterior side of an attractive female. An ass of extraordinary quality. Big, round and most times heart shaped. Often found on nice gals. Not to be mistaken for a "fat ass".

Oh my, look at Lindsey! Her jeans look painted on. She's got one fat pooper!

by Fk yeah April 28, 2011

Fat Scout

A Team Fortress 2 play style in which the Heavy class doesn't use his minigun at all, replacing it with his secondary-shotgun, becoming a way tankier but also way less mobile scout. (because he's fat, obviously)

Screw it, i'm playing as Fat Scout.

by Zuprehem February 7, 2019

Fat Hog

Morbidly Obese person.

A funny word to call your friends.

An insult to people you don’t like.

You fat hog.

by Fat hog February 8, 2022

fat alberto

A large Mexican person. Usually to resemble the 70s cartoon character Fat Albert.

Theres a Fat Alberto working at rio grande.

by seabass February 22, 2005

fat kid diabetes

Slang for self-induced type 2 diabetes.

Generally caused by drinking a gallon or so of soda per day, shunning vegetables, scarfing down fast food, donuts, candy, and topping it all off with a habit of sitting on ones ass 99% of the time.

Bill: Dude, Big Fat Dan went to the doctor, and guess what?

Jerry: Fat kid diabetes?

Bill: Yes. A SHOCKER, no?

Jerry: Indeed.

by tunnelr@ July 4, 2008

Fat Chick Thursday

A world-wide holiday celebrated every Thursday. The ultimate goal is to appreciate fat chicks via high-fiving amongst friends. The first fat chick spotted is celebrated with a round of fist-pounding called the Initial Pound. Afterwards, each fat chick spotted is celebrated with a high-five. One can add to the celebration by shouting "Damn that bitch is huge!" An unspoken rule of FCT states that if one has sexual contact with a fat chick on this day, it is acceptable. Having sexual contact with a fat chick any other day than FCT is unacceptable and any violators are subject to a lifetime of harassment and the title Fat-Chick Fucker.

"Dude it's fat chick thursday!"
(High-five)
"DAMN THAT BITCH IS HUGE!"

by FCT Megafan October 7, 2009