Fake Wilding

Wilding out for no reason and looking dumb while you're doing it. This word is usually for women that are either crazy, dumb, dumb as hell or loud as hell.
by Fake Wilding April 12, 2018
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Fake Jammer

When someone lies about smoking a fat blunt and pretends to be high
Averi: I just hit a jam

Miles: You are a fake jammer
by twarzex January 16, 2023
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Wake and Fake

Morning sex where the male or female orgasm is faked in order to shorten this experience that should already only take between 5-10 minutes.
I hate it when my wife fake orgasims. She fake orgasmed the other morning. She thinks it helped, but it was only coincidence that I came faster.

"Honey, did you just wake and fake?"
by Explosive_Joseph June 11, 2020
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heard the fake

when someone tells you something that is false and you find out what they really up to
are you going to eliza’s party tonight?
bruh she told me that she wasn’t having a party!!! heard the fake!!
by brandy1328 February 18, 2018
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fake waves

waves that were made artificially by boats.
50 percent of the waves in the lake are fake waves or "man made"
by nobody else here March 30, 2017
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Fake Bitorian

A large breed canine descending from the northern most region of Malaysia often referred to as "The land of No-Argh".The Fake Bitorian is characterized by its large black nose, over sized floppy ears and gaseous discharge emitting from its rear end. The Fake Bitorian was aptly named in 1902 when French time share salesman Jerad Depardu was repeatedly fake bitten on the hand and lower extremities while enticing one of the golden creatures with a Kraft single.
I thought for sure the young child had been brutally maimed by a large dog. Luckily it was only a Fake Bitorian.
by Ferretboy May 19, 2011
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fake sag

The act of pulling ones underwear up above their waste to give the impression they are sagging, while actually they aren't.
person 1: Hey did you see Bill's fake sag today?

person 2: Yeah, his boxers were above his belly button.
by elrobbo247 September 14, 2011
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