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Englishgasm

A feeling, similar to an orgasm caused by good English in an English class. Can be achieved multiple times in one sitting by either a female or male.

The feeling of "Oh my god this isn't just another mindless drone in my English class! This is actually good writing." Englishgasms lead to good marks, the more Englishgasms you give him/her the better your marks.
My godsauce body paragraphs gave my TA a major Englishgasm.

Dude, my intro was sloppy, my thesis lacked content and validity, but man did I nail the conclusion! Relating Ernest Hemingway to Oscar Wilde to modern man's whimsical viewpoint probably rocked her world with multiple Englishgasms.

Lord Byron gives me an Englishgasm with every word he writes.

"Life's but a walking shadow, a poor player,
That struts and frets his hour upon the stage,
And then is heard no more." OMG so many HUGE Englishgasms! Oh Shakespeare you brilliant bastard you have ruined me for other literature!
by WordN00B March 17, 2010
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Engrish

English phrases and words that have become mistranslated from Japanese for varying reasons - usually due to Japanese marketing types not *quite* understanding how their language comes out when translated into English.
Found on an engrish t-shirt: "What kind of world is it today? It's kind of crap!"
by ke6isf November 7, 2003
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Enlgish

A word like langauge, recognizable only in print since its pronunciation is indistinguishable from its cognate, English. Often appears in important documents like resumes, cover letters and masters' theses. Usually found only after the document has been sent, but also found in many places on the Internet. Users usually wonder, silently, about the ways of spell check and then make an appointment with their oculist.
I majored in Enlgish and speak two other langauges.
by jorzef January 2, 2008
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An Englishman in a Dress

"Scotland is not a real country, you are an Englishman in a dress!"
by HarpyBarpy August 3, 2020
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ENGRISH

Pronounced: in-grish
English language written or translated by men or women in East Asian countries. This text is usually translated by someone without the knowledge of traditional American English or with very poor translating skills. Also, the lack of spoken English is lacking so the translator isn't aware of his typos. ENGRISH is usually comprehendable and typos sure be accepted as normal text since this is part of the translation process. ENGRISH can be found in many places, some of which are User's Manuals of imported goods, signs, menus, to bizarrely worded advertisements and strange t-shirt slogans and even some billboards in in English speaking cities in Asia like Hong Kong and Tokyo.
"All your base are belong to us" , this is ENGRISH from the game 'Zero Wing' on the Sega Genesis
by TekBoi November 26, 2006
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Englischeisse

a word, a phrase or a sentence that is supposedly written in English, but is nothing but a huge mistake pretending to be an English word - common in crappy translations (from German - "scheisse" - "crap" or "shit") conducted by people who do not know English at all or know very little;
Mike: Oh my God, look at that toy police cruiser!
Jenna: What?
Mike: They wrote "Justness" instead of "Justice". That'a huge Englischeisse!
by KurtSteinerPL August 27, 2009
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Englesh

A retarded way of the English language, such as claimed "typos" when they were never corrected
Damn Beckett, I didn't know that your retarded ass spoke Englesh
by icewallowpis September 21, 2020
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