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Side Dad

The patriarch of your side piece's family.
Pedro has been hanging out with his Side Dad more often than his own father. Last week he took the whole side family to the zoo and bought them all orange sherbet push ups.
by mooseshadows August 9, 2016
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sarong dad

A middle-age man, who deems fit to wear a skirt or sarong in the heat of summer. Often has tendancies towards new-age philosophy and is prone to embarrassing his children by sitting with his legs akimbo.
Why is your dad dancing like that?

Oh, he's a sarong dad.
by messyqueen October 4, 2010
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slay dad

Slaying is being so good looking it kills the lookers.
He's here!! What a slay dad.
by SaltyCracker March 8, 2017
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The Dad Jean

A phenomenon in which all dads wear there same acid wash jeans from the 80's-early 00's. No mothers wear the mom jean anymore, they only wear sweatpants, hence the dad jean. All jeans must all be must be atleast 5 years old.
Person 1 (Talking to her husband/boyfriend): Honey, you have to get some new jeans, they're looking pretty worn!

Person 2: No they're not, they look perfectly fine!

Person 1: No, they look to old now, they've turned into the dad jeans.
by ThroughtheLookingGlasses May 27, 2011
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Dad niggas

A big nigga or can be a average nigga who makes gay dad jokes because he hates his family. They are most likely niggas who are dads
normal nigga : see that dad nigga over there

Fat nigga : ya he looks like such a fucking nigga who is a dad. Goddammit dad niggas
by OnPoint_Dude_ February 19, 2019
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My dad

Some creepy nonce case that I don't give two shits about. I wish he would get run over by his own crusty ass car.
His creps are absolutely DISTGUSTING!!!
My dad is a waste man who walked of my life many moons ago...
by InstantFreak December 10, 2018
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No dad joke

When you set the stage for a dad joke but shut it down before the joke becomes a dad joke.
Me: I'm tired...
My dad: Hi tired, I'm--
Me: No dad joke!
My dad: Dammit.
by Licensed_Nerd July 16, 2019
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