Dildo

When a woman can't find a cock

"I use a dildo because I don't want an bf"

by MeminDemon October 29, 2019

Dildo

The thing you find in either your Step moms or Step Sis's Draw or under her pillow

Step Mom: Omg Step Daughter Why do you have my Dildo
Step Daughter: I'll only give it back if you suck my pussy
Mummy

by Hello there >;3 October 29, 2019

Dildo Dick Combo

When the male is wearing a strap-on on his ass and he has a male or female on each side and is penetrating both with his penis and strap-on; greatly exaggerating the thrust so you get good action on both sides.

Gabe, paired with John and Johniffer has a great time using the Dildo Dick Combo.

by Gabriel Liedel November 24, 2019

dildo

Tools used for curious guys and girls who don't have a step brother.

Girl:i'm so horny
Also Girl: lucky i got this dildo to shove into my ass.

by The mighty egg December 9, 2019

Dildo

It's literally just a plastic penis that girls use for pleasure.

ITS A FUCKING PLASTIC PENIS

Your mom uses a dildo
haha jk

by idkwhoiambut...hereiam March 18, 2020

Dildo

A thing girls put in their pussy and ass

This Dildo feels goooooood

by Yusbenenenenen April 8, 2020

Dildo With Arms

The person who created something so stupid or something that doesn't do what its meant to do.

Nadia: that was created by a dildo with arms

by lesbochiplady April 21, 2020