Holy Crotchgrab

A phrase used instead of "Oh my God!" or "Holy cow!" by Michael Jackson fans, as his most famous dance step was the crotchgrab.

D - S was with M last night.

R - HOLY CROTCHGRAB!

by SharikaDubai March 12, 2011

Surrogate crop duster

When you fart on a victim and they unknowingly walk past others with the stinch of your bowels.

I farted on my 2 year old and he ran to his mother. And she cringed at the smell' thinking he shat him self. Hence the surrogate crop duster.

by Plumbsavvy November 18, 2013

tripple cross

To make one believe they can trust you then turn around and completely fuck their life up in ways including but not limited to; drive bying their trap, stealing their stuff, killing them, taking over their business. Usually used in gang/drug related subjects.

"Tripple cross the plug we do not play fair"-21 savage
Gerald"Yo this nigga ripping us off"
Benny" straight up, B fuck it tripple cross that nigga."

by New Gang Bang'n Dictionary April 22, 2018

La Croix

Essentially it’s methadone for people who have a diet soda dependence.

Jamie used to drink Diet Coke 5 times a day but now she drinks La Croix 10 times a day instead

by IbreathAir February 17, 2021

load of crock

Meaning a lie, what you say isn't entirely true, a bullshitter, something you say can be proven otherwise, etc.

Everything that Jimmie says is a "load of crock" you can't believe anything he says.
That sign we passed said Belview was 200 miles away. That was a "a load of crock."

by MillionWords January 29, 2017

Lvl 1 crook

A trash as nigga who is the exact opposite of a lvl 100 boss

Goddamn lagod such a lvl 1 crook

by Lvl 1 deason January 16, 2019

crown russe

Probably the cheapest and worst vodka readily available in America. Like all other cheap vodka, a staple of college students everywhere... except now you can pretend to be Russian!
Also says "Finest Vodka Made" on the label.

Shit, it's Thursday already. Here's $10. You get the Crown Russe, and I'll steal some cranberry juice from the dining hall.

by Drunks McGee November 19, 2007