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Harvey's bristol cream

When a man ejaculates into a woman's hairbrush without her knowledge and the next day she ends up using it. This gives a wondorous sheen to the woman's hair. Not to be confused with elena's fish oil, the female version of this act.
Phil upset with his wife's cooking, decided that she needed a shot of Harvey's bristol cream, unwittingly knowing that her hair would look beautiful afterwards.
by Phillis S. Mallets January 14, 2010
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Whipped Cream

when a girl cums, and then the guy busts all kindzz of nutzz in her sugar walls. The mixture of the two cums is called whipped cream.
guy: Damn baby we sure made some great whipped cream last night ;)
girl: yeah we did... it felt amazing :)
by Dr. Feelgood69 December 22, 2012
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cream chandelier

The act of tying a girl up and jizzing on them, allowing the jiz to harden creating an imagine of a chandelier out of cum. Best when dripping and glistening in the light.
Do u know the girl that dissapeard 3 months ago, well shes being used as a cream chandelier in my basment.
by yusef &alex July 6, 2008
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Dirty Ice Cream Machine

The sexual act of laying underneath a man's anus, firmly grasping his erection, and pulling downwards as if preparing a soft-serve ice cream cone while he proceeds to defecate (poop) directly into the mouth of an ice cream-lover.
"You know Shelby? Yeah, I totally gave her a Dirty Ice Cream Machine last night. She really loves chocolate."
by ConroyGullam April 23, 2010
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Creamatorium

a female being cummed on by 3 or more of your friends in public place.
Cindy is a total Creamatorium.
by MrBlack1984 July 1, 2006
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Oatmeal Cream Pie

When a man is being deepthroated by his drunk partner and the partner throws up on his dick, and then he cums on his partner's face.
I Oatmeal Cream Pied Little Debbie after that party last weekend, she needs to learn how to take a dick better.

Mike was the first to fall asleep, so I shoved my dick down his throat and gave him an Oatmeal Cream Pie.
by KDJDJLBHCSMSMG March 28, 2010
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DTF Ice Cream

When a girl is DTF but can not find a boy to fuck she then chooses ice cream.
Tom turned down sex tonight. Time for some DTF Ice Cream.
by AhChoo! November 10, 2009
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