Cock talk

A group discussion amongst males regarding cock.

Are you ready for some Cock talk today, boys!?

by BlackHammer6969 March 19, 2016

cocksucker

Editor in urbandictionary.com , who rejects good definitions, but passes B.S. like "the best guy/gal in the world" .
By rejecting this you proved that you are cocksucker.

That cocksuckers rejected my definition again!

by dildo777 August 12, 2018

COCAINE DECISION

TITLED AFTER FRANK ZAPPA SONG:Someone who makes impulsive, grand scale decisions involving large amounts of money-(usually other peoples')...Facts,consequences and reality be damned.Cocaine is'nt always involved.It just looks that way.

ENRON EXEC.1:"Let's just set up a state-of-the-art trading floor.We'll find something to trade on it later."

ENRON EXEC.2:"What?Are you tootin' rails?That's the most COCAINE DECISION I've ever heard. We'll all go to jail!

ENRON EXEC.3:"Dammit play ball!...I have options on 1,000,000
shares.They vest if it looks like we're doing something."

by L.MARTIN December 10, 2005

cock zombie

the result of vigorous intercourse where one party, usually a female, loses the capability to function normally. Motor skills become impaired, as dose speech, you may also notice only the whites of their eyes.

These traits as well as sweaty or clammy skin may cause a zombie like appearance. The effects usually only last a few minutes but instill great confidence in the one who caused them.

Jennifer was over last night, we went at if for two hours, i turned that bitch into a cock zombie. She couldn't talk for like 10 minutes, just laid there twitching.

by EJ [iBC] August 17, 2007

Cock Lesnar

Brock Lesnar

Cock Lesnar really showed douche-bagginess during his post-fight speech at UFC 100.

by Snarf Snarf Snarf July 12, 2009

Monumental Cock

Monumental Cock is when your cock is so erect it stands like a monument. It stands so high and hard.

I didnt want to say anything but Pat has a Monumental Cock.

by umessinwitdawronguy July 26, 2010

cock tease

a girl that leads a guy to believe that she's going to have sex with him, then doesnt. or pleases him to the point of almost orgasm and doesnt let him have it

the guys laughed at joe for getting stuck with that little cock tease because he wasnt getting any.

by Dawn June 15, 2002