Cream Canon

When your girl is jerking you so good you shoot a massive load of cum out of your dick

I gave anthony such a good cream Canon last night

by Good dick41 April 10, 2024

Artillery Canon

When you clap your girls cheeks so hard to the point where it sounds or has the same decibels as an artillery canon

Hey what was that noise last night?
Oh yeah me and my girl were the Artillery Canon.

by Paxso-Africano May 6, 2024

Douche Canoe

A sad or pathetic gentlemen who opens his mouth wide as his woman douches her vagina and he catches it in his mouth. A terrible person. A sad excuse for a man

That guy is being a total douche canoe because he got fired for always being late

by Bornsooner May 11, 2024

Sausage-Canon

When a woman shoots your dick out of her vagina

Stephanie gave me a sausage-canon last night while she came!!

I really want to sausage-canon some dick right now

by Urmom69445 November 26, 2024

Mobile Canoodling

When 2 people jork it on the phone with other for a long period of time (depends on your stamina) ((long is more than 2-5 minutes)) it can be used for long distance couples or e-whores so they can get that bag. Either way it's kinda okay, but you must make sure you talk to one another during this process or it is weird and pointless, you might as well just watch porn.

downside: not as pleasuring
benefit: 0% chance of std or pregnancy

Girl A: "Omg girl, you're never gonna believe who I was mobile canoodling with last night"
Girl B: "Omg was it Austin again?"

by melodixx January 8, 2025

Douche Canoe

A douche in a canoe ...
An asshole (mainly Men!)

Stop being such a fucking douche canoe 🛶

You're such a douche canoe!

You're the Biggest Douche in the littlest canoe!!

by ziacs January 31, 2026

Douche Canoe

Douche Canoe (noun): A self-absorbed, obnoxious individual who drifts through life on a raft of arrogance, bad takes, and an utter lack of self-awareness. Often mistaken for a human, but upon closer inspection, closely resembles a sentient, poorly groomed toe with an attitude problem because he likely sat on a pinecone.

Example: Kyle, the human embodiment of a stubbed toe, leaned back in his chair, manspreading like he was claiming land, and loudly explaining why everyone else was wrong about literally everything. Between flexing his "elite genetics" (despite looking like a swollen big toe) and hitting on anything that moved, he remained blissfully unaware that the entire room was desperately hoping for a strong gust of wind to carry his douche canoe far, far away.

by Sassenach March 14, 2025