Canon balls

When the water level of a toilet is too high and/or your ball sack droops too low and your nuts splash into the toilet water.

When Mr.Jenson's old ass dropped onto the toilet his severe case of canon balls nearly gave him an enema.

by Blackmailman May 7, 2010

Canyon Yodeling

When a male or female administers cunnilingus on some realy tasty poontang. Lots of moaning involved.

Bianca loves it when I go Canyon Yodeling in her wet valley. She tends to scream in Brazilian Portuguese when I do that.

by Pepper November 2, 2004

canon

A piece of work -usually in reference to literature- that was written by the original author. Spin-offs, fan fiction, and any work not written by the original author of that fictional universe is considered non-canon.

I got sad at the end of Rurouni Kenshin: Seisouhen. Good thing it took out a lot of chunks from the original plot and wasn't written by Nobuhiro Watsuki, or else it would have been considered canon. :D
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Oh my GOD that Naruto fan fiction SUCKED! Thank God it wasn't canon.

by gunslingergirlvy_c_e November 1, 2007

canyon cunt

A vagina so incredibly wide that it resembles the grand canyon.

This bitch had the worst case of CC i have ever seen i was fisting her no problem!

by Hartford Steamer February 16, 2004

canonical

The standard form of a mathmematical equation that can be written in many ways, making it easier to compare to other forms of the same equation.

The canonical sum of products form for representing the boolean function OR is simply A + B

by mkalo June 3, 2004

I cannot stop twinkling

Aoyama: "Mon ami, you can’t deny my sparkle."
Class 1-A: "Come on!"
Lady Midnight: "It’ll be better this way: take out the 'I' and shorten the 'cannot' to 'can’t'."
Aoyama: "It’s stunning, mademoiselle."
Kirishima, Kaminari Sato, Jirou, and Midoriya: "SHE LIKES IT?"
Sato: "Also you’re not really French, are you, that’s just an act!"

I LITERALLY JUST COPIED THE I cannot stop twinkling scene FROM THE MHA HERO NAMES EPISODE

by MultiFandomTrashCan January 23, 2020

Canon City

A small town in Colorado (population 30000+). Known for its drama loving women and over-zealous law enforcement community. Local residents state that once you move here, you can never get out.

Canon City sucks in a major day

by King Snow August 12, 2005