Flutes: all the girly girls play flute, half of the people that play flute have very strict parents that probably made them play the flute and of course, we can't forget, the one boy
Clarinets: stuck up meanies that make people cry. Most likely you will find them talking shit about someone.
Oboes: most of them are horse girls or pterodactyl boys
Trumpets: fun to hang around out of band, but in band you can find them in their little trumpet cult talking shit about woodwinds
French horn: not many of them, very quiet, but when you get to know them they are crackheads. Will most likely form a french horn cult once they find their french horn buddies.
Trombone: 1 out of the three of them can actually play. Pretty cool people though. Half of the time they only play one note, SOOOOOOO
Euphoniums: When you're having a conversation with them, just know they might randomly start talking about their instrument.
Tubas: will either be really tall/big or really short/small. 3/4 they can actually play the right notes.
Bassoons: very quiet
Saxophones: crackheads who don't listen to rules
Clarinets: stuck up meanies that make people cry. Most likely you will find them talking shit about someone.
Oboes: most of them are horse girls or pterodactyl boys
Trumpets: fun to hang around out of band, but in band you can find them in their little trumpet cult talking shit about woodwinds
French horn: not many of them, very quiet, but when you get to know them they are crackheads. Will most likely form a french horn cult once they find their french horn buddies.
Trombone: 1 out of the three of them can actually play. Pretty cool people though. Half of the time they only play one note, SOOOOOOO
Euphoniums: When you're having a conversation with them, just know they might randomly start talking about their instrument.
Tubas: will either be really tall/big or really short/small. 3/4 they can actually play the right notes.
Bassoons: very quiet
Saxophones: crackheads who don't listen to rules
My Cand Class-
Flutes
"Omg rebecca did you see what Jessica was wearing"
Clarinets
"You see that girl, yeah she is so annoying, can't wait until she finds out no one likes her"
Oboes
"DID SOMEONE SAY SOMETHING ABOUT HORSES"
Trumpets: "Brass is superior. Brass is superior! BRASS IS SUPERIOR!!! WE ARE BETTER THAN ALL OF YOU!"
French horn
"Hey so like, I was wondering, đø ýöų wæņþ ťõ jőíń øűŕ çųłţ"
Trombone
"Yo I don't know why I chose trombone, I can't even play LMFAO"
Euphoniums
"YOU DON'T KNOW WHAT A EUPHONIUM IS!!! EWW GET AWAY FROM ME!! IDIOT!"
Tubas
*in squicky voice* "can someone help me I can't hold my tuba anymore"
-small tuba boy
Bassoons
"•_•"
Saxophones
"Bro stop playing, she said not to play"
"Its fine, she won't notice"
This is just "My Band Class" . Also where are my french horns?
Flutes
"Omg rebecca did you see what Jessica was wearing"
Clarinets
"You see that girl, yeah she is so annoying, can't wait until she finds out no one likes her"
Oboes
"DID SOMEONE SAY SOMETHING ABOUT HORSES"
Trumpets: "Brass is superior. Brass is superior! BRASS IS SUPERIOR!!! WE ARE BETTER THAN ALL OF YOU!"
French horn
"Hey so like, I was wondering, đø ýöų wæņþ ťõ jőíń øűŕ çųłţ"
Trombone
"Yo I don't know why I chose trombone, I can't even play LMFAO"
Euphoniums
"YOU DON'T KNOW WHAT A EUPHONIUM IS!!! EWW GET AWAY FROM ME!! IDIOT!"
Tubas
*in squicky voice* "can someone help me I can't hold my tuba anymore"
-small tuba boy
Bassoons
"•_•"
Saxophones
"Bro stop playing, she said not to play"
"Its fine, she won't notice"
This is just "My Band Class" . Also where are my french horns?
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It has the best people you could ever imagine. We're just one huge family. With incest.
You'll never find a better group of people. They're nice, funny, mature yet very immature, very perverted, and don't forget just absolute perfection.
When I say perfect I don't mean, like.. Perfect human beings. I mean perfect in like.. I dunno. They're the perfect bunch of weirdos. I can't even explain it. I love them.
We have drama and fights just like any other family. Except we're not forced to deal with each other. Its a choice. And a damn easy one, at that. The color guard is full of some what annoying (especially that dirty blonde one with the green eyes and glasses) but wonderful and gorgeous girls. They work their tails off but get barely any appreciation. They don't complain much though. Sure, half the time they hate the entire band including the rest of the guard but it just wouldn't be the same without them.
The band hangs out in the band room and hate when they have to leave. Some of them just sit there for a few hours watching the band guys play .:.Nerd Cards.:. until practice. They're all dreading the end of the season because they'll be losing some great seniors. I can't even begin to describe how much I'll miss band when November comes.
Just in case any of the band ends up reading this..
HEY BAND!
I love you guys.♥
It has the best people you could ever imagine. We're just one huge family. With incest.
You'll never find a better group of people. They're nice, funny, mature yet very immature, very perverted, and don't forget just absolute perfection.
When I say perfect I don't mean, like.. Perfect human beings. I mean perfect in like.. I dunno. They're the perfect bunch of weirdos. I can't even explain it. I love them.
We have drama and fights just like any other family. Except we're not forced to deal with each other. Its a choice. And a damn easy one, at that. The color guard is full of some what annoying (especially that dirty blonde one with the green eyes and glasses) but wonderful and gorgeous girls. They work their tails off but get barely any appreciation. They don't complain much though. Sure, half the time they hate the entire band including the rest of the guard but it just wouldn't be the same without them.
The band hangs out in the band room and hate when they have to leave. Some of them just sit there for a few hours watching the band guys play .:.Nerd Cards.:. until practice. They're all dreading the end of the season because they'll be losing some great seniors. I can't even begin to describe how much I'll miss band when November comes.
Just in case any of the band ends up reading this..
HEY BAND!
I love you guys.♥
Band Director: "Guys, I have something awesome to tell you."
Random band/guard member: "You finally got a boyfriend?"
Drum Major: *door burst open and the Putnam Clipper Marching Band runs in* "Fitch, we're here for Jamal! Hand him over and nobody gets hurt."
Random band/guard member: "You finally got a boyfriend?"
Drum Major: *door burst open and the Putnam Clipper Marching Band runs in* "Fitch, we're here for Jamal! Hand him over and nobody gets hurt."
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