wet sandy blanket

Someone who complains about hating the beach while at the beach.

Christina: Yo, what's up with Zach?

Paul: Oh, he's just a wet sandy blanket....

by James Shakleford May 9, 2020

Pigs in a blanket

Where you have 2 or more cops wrapped in a blanket and shoved their own batons in their anus until it starts to bleed

‘Hey bro i just did pigs in a blanket with the school cops yesterday it got messy’

by Grape_Juice_in_my_Booty June 18, 2020

Vell in a Blanket

It's hard to describe but... beep bop boop de do deee

Mom, can we have Vell in a Blanket tonight?, I'm thirsty for you I wanna do you up in the bed like a monster, Vell in a Blanket looks cute and yummy

by Averysoftrock February 18, 2021

pig in a blanket

when a bitches titty so flat you gotta wrap one around your hog to titfuck her.

Man, I Was so excited to tit fuck this girl last night but when she took her bra off, droop city! Had to give her a pig in a blanket.

by Schmutz1g February 28, 2021

Pigs in a Twaron Blanket

Slang for heavily armed policemen

“Look out! Pigs in a Twaron Blanket”

by SuperBaseAce1234 March 7, 2021

Cherokee scrotum blanket

An exclusive power move only gay people can do, the gay person takes there ball coverings and puts it over someone like a blanket.

Ayo that gay boy rome gave me the Cherokee scrotum blanket last night.

by J money nigga January 31, 2021

Penguin in a blanket

Penguin in a blanket is a term to use when your tired of school and want to be a "Penguin in a blanket"

hey Jay, im such a Penguin in a blanket.
Oh you definitely are haha.

Son quit being a Penguin in a blanket and do your homework!
But dad, i already did!

by anon2201_hun January 31, 2021