beaters remorse

That instant shame you feel after beating your meat to some fucked up porn.

Also, the shame you feel when you beat off instead of going out and meeting girls

"Man I just beat it to two girls one cup. Instant beaters remorse."

"I live a life plagued with beaters remorse."

by facebook_user January 2, 2017

Beaters

Your hands that you use to beat your meat.

Don't touch me with your beaters!

by Jokes4losers January 30, 2017

Beater

A beta tester cheater, reference to Sword Art Online.

Players to Kirito: You're a beta cheater! No, you're a beater!

by ThatzMatt February 19, 2017

baste my turkey

Inject me with your sperm

You can baste my turkey anytime

by bb3378 April 16, 2017

Beateria

When you beat your dick so hard you shit yourself!

Every time she gives me a rusty trombone I get explosive beateria!

by Forshits&gigs November 20, 2017

Beetee

Beetee is a smart person from the Hunger Games with magical wire.

Beetee is Smart and has glasses

by Beetee January 2, 2018

Bastee

The best Call of Duty trickshotter with the sickest style. they also call him "BasteeMor"

yo bro you got some Bastee luck? do a Bastee shot!

by Bastee February 9, 2018