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Have my babies
An exclamation used to convey sheer joy and excitement when someone does a good deed for you or for others, especially during times when you really needed it. The phrase comes from the idea that you're so thankful for the good deed that you'd be willing to offer them your (future) offspring.
It is basically a more melodramatic and facetious way of saying "you're the best!" (which can also be used together)
It is basically a more melodramatic and facetious way of saying "you're the best!" (which can also be used together)
"Hey mate, I know we don't talk much anymore but I'm seriously having a money crisis right now. I just had to pay a fine and don't have enough money to pay rent which is due next week. I just need to borrow $50, I promise I'll pay it back as soon as I get my next paycheck."
"Of course, I gotchu man it's all gucci."
"Bruhhhh have my babies, you're the best!!!!"
"Of course, I gotchu man it's all gucci."
"Bruhhhh have my babies, you're the best!!!!"
Have my babies by Mary Mary Quite The Contrarian June 12, 2021
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Dumpster Babies
The Dumpster Babies were an elite fighting force in the war on terror. Their members were comprised of the bastard children of central Texas prostitutes. They were raised by the state and taught a variety of complex fighting styles. The trademark look of the Dumpster Babies were their horrendous mustaches and mirrored aviator sunglasses.
Mohammed: They killed the men, sold the children and went family style on the women.
Habeeb: Fuckin' Dumpster Babies!
Habeeb: Fuckin' Dumpster Babies!
Dumpster Babies by Randy the failed abortion October 22, 2009
Barbecue Dad
A Barbecue Dad is a generic father figure who cooks all the food at a cookout such as hamburgers and hotdogs (while drinking beer). The roles of Barbecue Dad include referring to the younger attendees as, "Big Guy", "Champ", "Chief", and "Sport". Barbecue Dads talk about Dad things such as, lawnmowers, building your own deck, Sunday Night Football, and his glory days.
"Hey Jimmy, I wanna have a cookout next weekend, but my dad is gonna be out of town."
"Aw man, we are going to have to find someone to fulfill the role of "Barbecue Dad."
"You're right Jimmy, cookouts aren't the same without BBQ Dads."
"Aw man, we are going to have to find someone to fulfill the role of "Barbecue Dad."
"You're right Jimmy, cookouts aren't the same without BBQ Dads."
Barbecue Dad by Ricky Man Bobby June 16, 2017
French Barbershop
When a boy/girl goes down on another person and rips off the other person's pubic hair with their teeth.
"Hey, I heard that you gave your boyfriend a French Barbershop yesterday. Is this true?"
---"Oh yeah, I still have pubic hair stuck in my mouth and toothbrush from that..."
---"Oh yeah, I still have pubic hair stuck in my mouth and toothbrush from that..."
French Barbershop by itothean511 January 27, 2011
Black Jelly Babies
The sometimes frothy, usually slimy, amalgam of lubricant, stray fecal matter, and ejaculate that leaks out of the receiving partner's anus after a session of anal intercourse.
"Do you want to look at your black jelly babies before I flush them? I left them in the toilet for you."
Black Jelly Babies by luc_x January 3, 2012