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Don't SHIT ME

a Wattpad user misspelled 'shoot' and corrected themselves in another comment. it started a chain of 2.5K replies and there number is still rising.

it has started a marriage, then a family but sadly the parents got divorced. a lot has happened.
" SOMEONE SHITT ME"
" SHOOT NOT SHIT. Don't SHIT ME"
by jude_it February 21, 2023
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you make me crazy

When he literally makes you lose your mind even though y’all are nothing
Him: “ I’m going to make you feel like the most special thing for three weeks”

Her: “wow I really like him let me express how I feel”

Him: “ yeah jk I lied I’m going to be so dry with you and once you start being dry back imma say small things that get your attention and make you feel special, then be dry again over and over and over”

Her: “ you make me crazy “
by To much💋 March 28, 2024
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me like tea milk

a mistranslation from vietnamese a girl made:
"tôi thích trá sưa. tôi = me, thích = like, trá = tea, sưa = milk "
*it was a direct translation made by a girl*
"omg ur discord status- "me like tea milk" pls-"
"I KNOW OMG HSJAAJAJAH"
by whooosaidtheowl December 25, 2021
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Turn me up shmere

When you see shmere go crazy or when shmere came in like dee
*girl twerks on shmere

"TURN ME UP SHMERE"
by TURN ME UP SHMEREE May 17, 2019
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Me

Someone who

Can barely spell because of his phone keyboard

Makes rarely more than 1 minute videos
Luke: oh look its (me, my name)

Me makes videos that are rarely longer than 1 minute!
by Dopeytwitsucksatfootball November 25, 2020
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Paint Me In Your Pickles

"Paint Me In Your Pickles" Is a act of BDSM. It involves an individual painting poo on someone elses stomach.
Woman#Paint me in your pickles!

Man#OK, your wish is my command.
by Meesta Whiskas October 1, 2010
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